I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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