Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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