i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
We need to rekindle our bromance
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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