I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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