Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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