Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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