oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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