It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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