I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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