Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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