Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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