My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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