That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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