I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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