Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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