She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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