im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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