Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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