He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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