His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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