New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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