Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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