The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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