Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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