I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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