So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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