thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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