i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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