and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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