the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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