I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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