My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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