so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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