I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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