i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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