GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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