Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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