Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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