I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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