So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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