all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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