i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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