Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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