brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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