I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
