Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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