me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
