spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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