So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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