I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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