Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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