I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize