How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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